Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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