...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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