Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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