"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Pooping to opera.
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