Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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