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(620): View more from Kansas

How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.

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(315): View more from New York

I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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(917): View more from New York City

had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no pressure.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.

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(310): View more from California

i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy

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(908): View more from New Jersey

congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club

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