I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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