I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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