I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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