mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
so much tequila, so little girl.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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