Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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