it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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