The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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