Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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