Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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