I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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