If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you win again, gameday.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The air was thick with penises
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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