let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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