I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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