North Korea, Best Korea!
I just pynch a tree in the face
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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