I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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