Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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