I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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