Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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