Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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