that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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