Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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