He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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