If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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