just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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