did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
