I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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