he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
