If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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