there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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