Kiss
Puke
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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