Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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