we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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