Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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