I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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