You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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