Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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