I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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