i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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