i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you win again, gameday.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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