This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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