haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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