No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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