At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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