your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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