I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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